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Look, I’m pretty sure I’ve still my BB gun around somewhere if they need someone to take care of that Chinese balloon.

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Look, I’m pretty sure I’ve still my BB gun around somewhere if they need someone to take care of that Chinese balloon.

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Some of the perks of living in the mountains:

Terrible cellular service

Spotty internet

Frequent power outages

This isn’t funny or clever, I’m just venting. My iPad has been trying to connect to the spa all night long because everything else is so flippy right now.

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Some of the perks of living in the mountains:

Terrible cellular service

Spotty internet

Frequent power outages

This isn’t funny or clever, I’m just venting. My iPad has been trying to connect to the spa all night long because everything else is so flippy right now.

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@moliver
I’ve never read anything truer in my life.

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@moliver
I’ve never read anything truer in my life.

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@historyofpunkrock
Getting to see The Cramps live multiple times was an incredible privilege. Lux was the purest distillation of Rock & Roll I ever saw.

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@historyofpunkrock
Getting to see The Cramps live multiple times was an incredible privilege. Lux was the purest distillation of Rock & Roll I ever saw.

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@HamonWry
Or-

The chorus to the 80s band Talk Talk’s hit single Talk Talk.

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@HamonWry
Or-

The chorus to the 80s band Talk Talk’s hit single Talk Talk.

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This might be the coolest picture ever taken:

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This might be the coolest picture ever taken:

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If you go to IMDb & type “IMDb” into the search window, it automatically greenlights the screenplay you’ve been trying to sell for five years.

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If you go to IMDb & type “IMDb” into the search window, it automatically greenlights the screenplay you’ve been trying to sell for five years.

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@Talia_christine
It’s great. The sequels are fine, but not nearly as good. Vin Diesel’s lack of range & his sullen delivery are perfect for the character. He excels at portraying an enigmatic cypher nearly incapable of connecting with another human being. And Radha Mitchell is amazing.

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@Talia_christine
It’s great. The sequels are fine, but not nearly as good. Vin Diesel’s lack of range & his sullen delivery are perfect for the character. He excels at portraying an enigmatic cypher nearly incapable of connecting with another human being. And Radha Mitchell is amazing.

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@Talia_christine
Sounds like you fell asleep watching Pitch Black & dreamed it was a book.

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@Talia_christine
Sounds like you fell asleep watching Pitch Black & dreamed it was a book.

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I still don’t believe they are separate people

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I still don’t believe they are separate people

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As we all debate the Oscar nomination of Andrea Riseborough, it’s important to remember that the notoriously shitty Crash (2004) & La La Land (2016) both won best picture & that the Oscars are a masturbatory self-congratulations festival put on by very rich people who play dress-up for a living.

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As we all debate the Oscar nomination of Andrea Riseborough, it’s important to remember that the notoriously shitty Crash (2004) & La La Land (2016) both won best picture & that the Oscars are a masturbatory self-congratulations festival put on by very rich people who play dress-up for a living.